Top five: things I'd do well to remember

1. It's best not to sing-a-long to your iPod when you're walking through town with your headphones on. And certainly don't dance-a-long.
2. Your baby is going to look at your from the pushchair. This is not a good enough reason to start doing your best De Niro "Are you looking at me?" impression.
3. You're probably the only person in the world using Boosh crimps as baby lullabies.
4. If you're going to bleach your hair try and remember when you applied it to your hair.
5. The other four things in this list don't matter too much, they all make you you. Apart from number 4, srsly you'll end you bald if it stays on too long.